Tuesday, December 18, 2007

i tripped...don't judge me.

FACT: I have a short attention span.


It's hard for me to be consistent with certain things, because my mind just likes going everywhere at once.

For instance, I'll go to my room to fetch a book/CD/writing utensil/my big blankie and end up finding that my room is messy, clean it up, then head back downstairs without any of the aforementioned items.

Side note: being a lazy person, it is difficult for me to put the effort into making a second trip up our long, winding staircase. I mean...look at me. I get flushed after tieing my shoes. Or peeling an orange. Or, maybe, making a sandwich. Even writing this blog makes me want to stop for a breath.

Which leads me to my next point - please do not expect me to write in this thing daily. Or even weekly.

Because I'm just not good at it.

FACT: I have not written in my journal since September 27th, only because a very important thing happened on that day, and the entry is only two words anyway.

Imagine this - a long, narrow road. EVERYbody is walking, or jogging (soft "j"), or even sprinting. This is the sphere of internet blogging. And where am I, you might ask, in all of this chaos?

I tripped and fell a couple of feet back, and I'm too lazy to get up.

If you would care to read the first portion of this entry, you'll see why.


SO...moving on with life, as dull as it may seem at the moment - SCHOOL IS OUT FOR CHRISTMAS! Yay :) For about a week or so now I've had college students left and right massacring me with in-your-face comments, boasting about their homework free lives.

Well suck on this, all you fancy pants - I'm out now, and all I've got to do is read and write annotated notes on the play Antigone, and write an essay on The Awakening.

Uggghccckkkk.

Also, my grandparents (John and Bonnie "Bonita" Wilkerson), are in town. For three weeks.

Three WEEKS.

I love my grandparents. But three weeks?

C'mon.

3 comments:

Jake Gamble said...

Massacring? I had no idea you knew the French-Canadian spelling of a fictitious word. You never cease to amaze me.

Fact: This "fact/false" writing is strange.

How long will it continue?

lauren said...

it's not a fictitious word.

i know how to spell, retard!

and i can continue that fact/false writing as long as i want to. why?

cause it's my blog.

the rabbi's wife said...

are you going to write at all in January?